Here's what sponsored riding gets us, here at Fickle Corporate...
Matt here is the product of our most diligent bottom-of-the-barrel-scraping, bottom-feeding-style talent search...
out of a pool of almost two people with low enough self-esteem to consider a career-ending association with Cincinnati's newest persona-non-grata: FickleBoards...
matt was selected as our
"newest" (first and probly only)
"pro" (he pays for his boards)
"rider" (as you can see, that's more like "faller").
At Fickle Corporate, we are proud to post the fruits of Matt's skillful labor, looking forward to the inevitable boost in popularity, sales and overall filthy lucre that are sure to come as a result...
Matt, hats off to you and the almost one other person who might have considered the position (but she turned it down to keep her job at the funnelcake stand).
You make FickleBoards what it is: a piece of dogpoop set neatly atop some of the best wood you're going to find at any price.
No comments:
Post a Comment