Sellouts

Man, we hate sellouts. Skateboarding is so full of sellouts. People who just can't keep it real. Posers.

I mean, come on! This one company, which will remain unnamed to save them the shame, puts out a video. Okay that's cool. We all love the vids. And they name their video "Bag of Suck", which is a great name for a skate video full of mediocre-but-enthusiastic skateboarding, like the kind we here at Fickle are committed to producing for your enjoyment...

Well turns out, that video goes and wins some Video of the Year Award!!! Yeah, that's right. "Bag of Suck" turned out to be a weak-ass poser sellout!

Here at FickleBoards, we guarantee that our claim to enthusiastic mediocrity is authentic--that you will never have to wonder where you stand when we come to town. We're here to learn how to skateboard, and we're all old enough, or cripplingly unintelligent enough, that you'll never have to fear the old "bait and switch".

When we make a joke about sucking, we are serious.

Only just while we suck, we ride the best quality wood in the Midwest and possibly the entire world, outside Rodney Mullen's wood that gets produced by cyborgs and costs $70 a pop...